Quick as a flash, " Bungie "
followed the flask blazing
away at the enemy at the
same time. He recouped the
flask and nothing more was
heard of the machine gun.
Bravery or the love of a wee
dram, " Bungie " was duly
awarded the M.M.
To get him to talk about
this when I knew him was an
impossible task. All I got
when I asked if it was true
was a quiet smile owning up
to nothing and denying
nothing.
Tammy Heugh wasn't really a
Bo'ness Worthie, he lived in
fact in Linlithgow, but
conducted his business in
Bo'ness giving away
home-made " Burlers " and "
Parasols." He had a high
old-fashioned pram with a
bag slung underneath where
he put the jam jars.
The pram was festooned with
his goods of exchange. Also
in the pram was a roll of
wallpaper and sticks with
which he made his " Burlers
and Parasols " when
required.
He threw his leg, being born
with a slight deformity.
Summer or Winter he dressed
in a long well-worn coat
which seemed to match his "
Clapped in jaws," drooping
moustache and topped by a
bunnet of indeterminal age.
He walked the flints Brae
more often than the
Linlithgow Bus Service.
I thought as a child that
the name Heugh was a by-name
and it wasn't until many
years later that I met his
brother to discover that
Heugh was in fact his real
name.
"Gubbie Anderson" was yet
another local "Worthie."
Fond of the demon drink, he
was more often found
intoxicated than otherwise.
That was until he got the
message and joined the
Salvation Army.
On enrolment, he asked to
play a cornet, failing in
that, he was given a try at
other instruments, but was
found bereft of talent. It
was eventually agreed that
playing the big drum was his
forte.
But his career as a drummer
was short lived. During a
Saturday evening service at
the foot of the Wynd, his
exuberance carried him away
and striking the drum with
more strength than was
necessary, he burst the drum
skin. His excuse was " I
fair enjoy that hymn."
"Gordie The Berry" I suppose
was a "Worthie" of which
more stories are told
locally than of any other "Worthie"
in the exclusive club. He
waited at the harbour for
the family "Gardiners"
fishing smack returning with
its catch. What the family
didn't sell, they gave to "Gordie."
He would then circle the
town shouting " The bigger
the bowl the bigger the
bargain." The proceeds
would inevitably find their
way into the tills at the
local pubs.
He lived in a wash-house in
those days at the foot of
the School Yard Brae. Next
door to him lived two
ladies, small in stature "Agg
and Mag."
The ladies would visit the
nearby pub with a tin
"pitcher" clutched under
their black aprons which was
filled to the brim. They
would pass the evenings
sitting sipping their beer
and passing comment on the
people walking past.
While this was going on, "Gordie"
would be in an inebriate
state and proceeded to
sharpen a large knife
whispering to himself "She's
fur it the nicht."
Who he referred to, no one
really knows, but suffice it
is to know that the local
Police would offer him a
night's board insuring
against the possibility that
he would not put into
practice what he promised to
do. Whither "Agg" or "Mag"
featured in his gory plans
is left to conjecture.
Jimmy Fleming was a
well-known "Scaffy." now
known as street attendant.
On a Town Council outing to
Ayr, Jimmy turned unwell.
His normal duties was
clearing out the street "Middens,"
a job which carried with it
an aroma which was not
welcomed in other
circumstances.
As was previously said,
Jimmy turned unwell during
the outing. All manner of
things were tried to revive
him all to no avail. That
was until a workmate thought
matters out. They carried
Jimmy outside and laid him
down near to a "Gundie" - a
drain, his recovery was
immediate, his problem was
that the daily dose of smell
associated with his job had
been missing.
Of more recent years, Sammy
McLean elevated himself into
the club more by accident
than design. Sammy was a
well-known band leader
possessing a talent of
exceptional standards. He
could play almost every
instrument known and before
the war and during it, his
band was popular all round
the area.
He toured the States known
as "Scottie McLean" and
indeed was invited to
perform at the White House
for President Eisenhower.
A story related by himself
took place in Dodge City.
He was in that location
taking part in an annual
parade. "Scotty" did his
stuff and then changed
clothes to have a look at
the city.
While looking in a shop
window, a Police Car drew up
with wailing siren, the
officers instructed "Scotty"
to lean against the wall.
He was handcuffed and driven
at speed to the police
headquarters where he was
about to be charged with
murder.
He was hustled into the
interrogation room where the
Chief of Detectives started
to question him. It was
very quickly established
that "Scotty" was not the
man they were after.
He was then invited by the
Chief to spend the rest of
his stay with him and his
family. And so it goes on
through the history of
Bo'ness. The stories about
John Jeffries, Wonderfu'
Jake and Johnnie Widen must
wait for another day, space
does not allow mention of
other characters whose
individuality marks them
down as something special.
Hopefully, in the future
editions, we will get round
to educating the newcomers
to Bo'ness about the people
who added colour and perhaps
their eccentricities to
local life in the past.
UNKNOWN